The Mall

Imagine a place with all kinds of stores for clothing, food, cologne, shoes, the whole works. What if you got to live there? Yes, I said you could live there, and there is called the mall. Filled with everything it would be a privilege to live there.

Living at the mall would be quite fun obviously, but you are probably wondering “Where would I sleep?” Well there is quite a variety of places to sleep, such as the Boston Store furniture section, or the Sears Furniture section, or if your really don’t care at all you could sleep on the benches in the food court or the nice couches by the lovely fire place, or any other place you might find comfortable, or by a store you love to go to in the mall.

Living at the mall you could visit a store whenever you want as many times as you want, which may be a little overwhelming for you if you’re a big time shopper; on top of visiting those stores you would get to be buy exactly what you want, and if they don’t have it in stock you can order it from them and pick it up in a couple of days. All this shopping would even make some of the biggest shoppers of all time tired and they would need to re fuel.

The food court to me is like heaven on earth. I mean come on, you only get just about every style of food there is fast food of course, and some gourmet here and there, and of course everybody’s favorite pizza. Or if you just want a drink or a little snack, you can always go to Starbucks, Orange Julia’s, and Aunt Annie’s. By now with all this shopping you have probably racked up quite a bill.

In life people work, and while they work they get paid for it. Sure work can be boring, but it you want to shop you need to work, because in order to shop you need money and that is exactly what work does for you. If you find work boring, you obviously didn’t realize you could work in the mall at any store of your choice. I mean think about it, any store of your choice. If you ask me I say it can’t get much better than that. You could work at the store you shop at the most and get employee discounts; heck if you wanted you could work at more than one store. And on top of that you could pick your working hours that fit in with your schedule. Now my friend, work isn’t as bad as it sounds.


That place that has just about everything called the mall that is not too far from magnificent, is quite the place. You my friend have witnessed what it would be like to live there, which many people don’t get to do. Maybe next time you’re at the mall you might remember this story. Maybe next time you visit the mall, you apply for a job there. Maybe after that you find yourself spending more than half your day there. Maybe, Just maybe you will live in the mall.